tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337375229926186501.post8539886889019735192..comments2023-08-03T06:26:45.186-04:00Comments on Terroni: Story timeTerronihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11737715891767920516noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337375229926186501.post-75765882748951345352008-01-22T10:58:00.000-05:002008-01-22T10:58:00.000-05:00If the olive oil doesn't work you could try Windex...If the olive oil doesn't work you could try Windex... it worked for the Greek guy in the movie. <BR/><BR/>Social drinkers are all over the place. I guess that guy was a VERY social guy eh?Neponset River Bridge Dighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11075298141941291648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337375229926186501.post-76077172635772624462008-01-20T20:24:00.000-05:002008-01-20T20:24:00.000-05:00Ha ha - a baby with a side of fries! And its mono...Ha ha - a baby with a side of fries! And its monounstarurated fat, so good for you, too!<BR/><BR/>The doctor who oushed church appalls me. I'd never go back to that one.CShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12136201152682543365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337375229926186501.post-91461352003881352102008-01-20T18:29:00.000-05:002008-01-20T18:29:00.000-05:00me at the doctor:"so, you drink a little bit?""yea...me at the doctor:<BR/><BR/>"so, you drink a little bit?"<BR/><BR/>"yeah, a little bit."<BR/><BR/>"you do some cocaine every once in a while? just a little, you know?"<BR/><BR/>"no, i don't."<BR/><BR/>"okay, got it. don't do cocaine. all right. but, you do cocaine sometimes, just a little cocaine on occasion, right?"<BR/><BR/>"no, i don't. i do not do cocaine."<BR/><BR/>"ok, got it. no cocaine. no cocaine ever, is that it?"<BR/><BR/>"yes. none ever."<BR/><BR/>i have the same conversation at the canadian border, pretty much. not everyone needs cocaine to be a nervous wreck. valium, however, is fucking fantastic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337375229926186501.post-62429894590583133992008-01-19T06:32:00.000-05:002008-01-19T06:32:00.000-05:00Dear Doctor T,I've suffered from depression for ye...Dear Doctor T,<BR/>I've suffered from depression for years, nothing works, not your besic medical prescriptives, not your feel good carbs.<BR/>I've never thought about church as the answer to my depression. Hellfire, brimstone, end of the world you'll go to hell rhetoric, not a shred of evidence as to why you'd waste a whole sunday morning in a sweaty building with a bunch of other obvious depressives.<BR/>Group therapy perhaps? Or is the other doctor simply prescribing group mass hysteria now?<BR/><BR/>You'll make a far better doctor than all of these weird and wonderful people who are imparting the mysteries of modern medicine to you. But they sure are funny <BR/>xoxoxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337375229926186501.post-13974691586665469532008-01-18T11:23:00.000-05:002008-01-18T11:23:00.000-05:00mmm...babies.I think we all need to marinate in th...mmm...babies.<BR/><BR/>I think we all need to marinate in the sun a little bit. At least, those of us in the northern climes.j-dubhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01769275321077401351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337375229926186501.post-22941943187822094472008-01-18T08:38:00.000-05:002008-01-18T08:38:00.000-05:00Wow! That's a recipe I'm gonna have to try, T; I'v...Wow! That's a recipe I'm gonna have to try, T; I've got plenty of good olive oil, now I need to find me a baby.<BR/>What wine goes with oiled, warm baby sashimi I wonder?divehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12938980502783421961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337375229926186501.post-11967355333396371052008-01-18T03:37:00.000-05:002008-01-18T03:37:00.000-05:00I thought that sunlight through glass didnt have t...I thought that sunlight through glass didnt have the same effect as on your skin or is that just for getting a tan?jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12670322358738782164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337375229926186501.post-56057553107444704782008-01-17T21:42:00.000-05:002008-01-17T21:42:00.000-05:00I just laughed out loud at your suggestion for Mar...I just laughed out loud at your suggestion for Maria. Your sense of humour is priceless, little one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337375229926186501.post-26217356116892158272008-01-17T20:28:00.000-05:002008-01-17T20:28:00.000-05:00Social drinking. That's my suggestion.After six be...Social drinking. <BR/>That's my suggestion.<BR/>After six beers, you won't be able to feel your damn fingers.Terronihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11737715891767920516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337375229926186501.post-22092046578535773512008-01-17T19:19:00.000-05:002008-01-17T19:19:00.000-05:00God, I snorted. I mean a real snort. The kind wher...God, I snorted. I mean a real snort. The kind where you are really glad that you aren't in a public place. It was very unladylike and quite satisfying, <BR/><BR/>The md telling his patients to go to church needs a good swift kick in the balls. But, hey....let an attending do it or a nurse or maybe even a cafeteria worker. <BR/><BR/>I am typing with four bandaids on my fingers which have SPLIT in this god damn cold. Maybe I have some olive oil in the cupboard....because the a & d and bandaids is seriously not working. Any suggestions, doc?Mariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05049511202014141182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337375229926186501.post-54763587761818940772008-01-17T14:24:00.000-05:002008-01-17T14:24:00.000-05:00I second the olive oil treatment, which healed my ...I second the olive oil treatment, which healed my daughter's scalp when all others had failed...but I shake my head at the idea of marinating in the sun. <BR/><BR/>And I wonder seriously if doctors who suggest going to church to pray as a viable option for treating a patient should be brought up on malpractice charges. It reminds me of a chiropractor I had years ago who, when I came in with severe lower back pain, told me that God would take away the pain as soon as I stopped sleeping with my live-in boyfriend.<BR/><BR/>Also, HI! :) I am a sucky friend and a flaky person, but I have not forgotten any of you and I have missed you and I think I'm out of my social panic phase well enough to talk a little bit, again.Ms. Meanderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15536346226067009688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337375229926186501.post-75139549440533222292008-01-17T11:03:00.000-05:002008-01-17T11:03:00.000-05:00LOL! Well that makes me feel better about one of ...LOL! Well that makes me feel better about one of my favorite off color jokes. Something about baby oil being made from real babies... ack! *snort*<BR/><BR/>I love reading about your adventures and watching how you keep your sense of humor through it all.<BR/><BR/>neennina michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10457961914865221843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337375229926186501.post-11242579407075254302008-01-17T08:28:00.000-05:002008-01-17T08:28:00.000-05:00Oh my, I'm cracking up at the marinating. That's ...Oh my, I'm cracking up at the marinating. That's hilarious.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337375229926186501.post-83776910151123486702008-01-17T05:51:00.000-05:002008-01-17T05:51:00.000-05:00I use olive oil for my eczema, but if a doctor tol...I use olive oil for my eczema, but if a doctor told me to go to church and pray about my depression, I'd deck him and then find a real doctor. I wouldn't go to church to get my flu shot and I not going to the clinic to look for faith.Susanleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14864319996180586857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5337375229926186501.post-57802993184359845262008-01-17T02:20:00.000-05:002008-01-17T02:20:00.000-05:00Simply weird, T.Simply weird, T.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com