Named for a woman who used to say,
"If my legs were longer, I could be a model." When you asked, "How much longer?" she would hit you. Loved her.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Under the influence
Holy shit. I don't know what was in that wine, but I think it might have be laced with crack, or wild mushrooms, or that shit people lick off the back of toads.
It was a chardonnay from Australia. And I didn't do anything especially scandalous, Dive. Mostly because the room was spinning too much for me to get off of the couch.
Ok, now I need to know what kind of wine that was. kthxbye!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think I want me some of that wine.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, if you're going to lick a toad make sure you've got salt and lime handy.
So what happened while you were under the influence, T?
ReplyDeleteDetails! Your fanbase slavers in anticipation.
I hope you're not suffering too much little one. Not every toad is a prince in disguise - at least that's what I've heard.
ReplyDeletegive me some?
ReplyDeleteIt was a chardonnay from Australia. And I didn't do anything especially scandalous, Dive. Mostly because the room was spinning too much for me to get off of the couch.
ReplyDeleteSo, what should I do with that photo you sent of me with you dancing naked with the lampshade on your head?
ReplyDeleteFrame it and mount a light over it.
ReplyDelete