Named for a woman who used to say,
"If my legs were longer, I could be a model." When you asked, "How much longer?" she would hit you. Loved her.
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
There's a reason we don't hang out
Amber - Oh T, your hair is so cute! It looks like it takes a really long time to do. I know you don't spend much time on your looks, though, so it must be real easy.
Terroni - Amber, do me a favor--next time, stop after 'cute'.
gah! i say things like that all the time! will try to take your advice :)
ReplyDeleteTouche with an accute accent on the e.
ReplyDeleteShe's jut jealous that you don't NEED to spend time on your looks while she obviously does.
ReplyDeleteI totally have a co-worker like that. Drives me crazy! It feels like insults in disguise every time she opens her mouth.
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD!! You are just surrounded by the socially inept!! My idiot stepmother does this hidden insult thing all the time. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteGod, let's take some bitch slapping classes together, wanna?
ReplyDeleteWouldn't that be fun? Bitch Slapping 101.
Bitch slapping 101--that would be so much fun!
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