Under the influence
Holy shit.
I don't know what was in that wine, but I think it might have be laced with crack, or wild mushrooms, or that shit people lick off the back of toads.
I watch Dateline.
I know all about those toads.
Named for a woman who used to say, "If my legs were longer, I could be a model." When you asked, "How much longer?" she would hit you. Loved her.
Holy shit.
I don't know what was in that wine, but I think it might have be laced with crack, or wild mushrooms, or that shit people lick off the back of toads.
I watch Dateline.
I know all about those toads.
by Terroni at 9:59 PM
8 comments:
Ok, now I need to know what kind of wine that was. kthxbye!
Yeah, I think I want me some of that wine.
By the way, if you're going to lick a toad make sure you've got salt and lime handy.
So what happened while you were under the influence, T?
Details! Your fanbase slavers in anticipation.
I hope you're not suffering too much little one. Not every toad is a prince in disguise - at least that's what I've heard.
give me some?
It was a chardonnay from Australia. And I didn't do anything especially scandalous, Dive. Mostly because the room was spinning too much for me to get off of the couch.
So, what should I do with that photo you sent of me with you dancing naked with the lampshade on your head?
Frame it and mount a light over it.
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