Give a guy some wine and let him talk about himself for two hours, and he'll give you a reason not to kiss him.
Named for a woman who used to say, "If my legs were longer, I could be a model." When you asked, "How much longer?" she would hit you. Loved her.
Give a guy some wine and let him talk about himself for two hours, and he'll give you a reason not to kiss him.
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More than one reason, I'd imagine, T.
Unfortunately, that is one of the immutable laws of the universe.
Clever girl!
I gotta quit drinking...or at least do it quietly.
That is so funny and so true.
C'mon....I smell a really, really interesting blog post...
hummmm, he wouldnt need to give me a reason, i have reasons all my own. Before the wine. heh
miss you! I have been absent from blogland. Thanks for poppin in on my blog the last few days.
*smooches*
nina
I think Maria might be right, little one ... tell us about your date, come on!
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