Text message to my mom, the former children's pastor
I have all the patience of Job.
Not the good, vacation bible school Job, but the bitchy, whiny, "what the fuck happened to my goats?" Job.
Named for a woman who used to say, "If my legs were longer, I could be a model." When you asked, "How much longer?" she would hit you. Loved her.
I have all the patience of Job.
Not the good, vacation bible school Job, but the bitchy, whiny, "what the fuck happened to my goats?" Job.
by Terroni at 7:00 PM
3 comments:
I always preferred that Job. He was keepin' it real...
Hehe...your mom is awesome! Miss you :(
I just fell in love with your mother.
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