Named for a woman who used to say,
"If my legs were longer, I could be a model." When you asked, "How much longer?" she would hit you. Loved her.
It makes cleaning the apartment so much more enjoyable.
I'll trade you your messy apartment for my dead water heater. I have always wanted to go on safari, and pretending I'm on a disabled submarine is getting old.
Hey Terroni,I mentioned my recent trip to Baltimore and Dive told me you recently became a doctor! I want to express my huge and heartfelt congratulations to you! I just earned my master's which was cake compared to your accomplishment. I live in York, PA, approx. one hour to the north. We spent last weekend in your fair city. My daughters went to Otakon. Husband and I went to Artscape! Good Times. We found an excellent wine store in that new little area below Little Italy. We might be coming back for more soon!
I swear that I couldn't understand a word he said so I gave up at about the 4 minute mark. That song goes for 10 minutes and 9 seconds. I guess I could do a good impression of cleaning the bathroom in that amount of time. You are a circus sweetheart.
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