A scrumptious crumpet--a scrumpet
My resident today... "I hate the British. They're so uppity with their tea and scrumpets. I mean, what the hell is a scrumpet?"
Good question.
Named for a woman who used to say, "If my legs were longer, I could be a model." When you asked, "How much longer?" she would hit you. Loved her.
My resident today... "I hate the British. They're so uppity with their tea and scrumpets. I mean, what the hell is a scrumpet?"
Good question.
by Terroni at 11:53 PM
14 comments:
lol, lol, lol, crumpet!!! small bready thing you toast and put butter on!
Poor guy. No clue how stupid he sounded.
An uppity Englishman ("Brit" is so vulgar) writes:
Hee hee hee hee hee …
God, was he in the same room with the guy who refuses to eat french fries because the French were smart enough NOT to get their feet wet in Iraq?
And, wow...I never knew that "Brit" was vulgar, Dive. I think I have said that many times. Why didn't you slap my hands and let me know?
Scrumpets. I think that sounds like a naughty little kid who says dirty words a lot.
Hee hee, Maria; I don't mind "Brit"; I was merely faking a snobby and uppity Brit tea-drinking crumpet-muncher.
I'm going to ask Justin to call me Scrumpet...*giggle*
Jenny, so good to see you again!
Cheryl, it's actually poor girl. The 'he' is a not so bright 'she'
Susan, let me know if you get that to catch on ;>
And Dive, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
when in doubt... Urban Dictionary
A scrumpet. Kinda like an "English muffin," but I don't think it's as good!
- Love your blog, Terroni!
Welcome, Tawanda! You live in one of my very favorite cities. Enjoy a little good coffee for me :>
Poor girl has never read "God is an Englishman". "Scrumpet" - love it! Love crumpets too, as long as their well toasted. With butter and quince jelly.
Oops, "THEY'RE well toasted"
Twat.
actually guys he said scrumpet not crumpet.. a scrumpet is a british dish consisting of lamb which has been braised,breaded and fried
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