Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Can't see the lab forest for the titty trees

The computer in the ICU has contracted some sort of porn virus. In the middle of looking through patient labs, huge pop-up windows full of naked lady appear.

This was funny for about five minutes at six o'clock this morning. Then, people started getting ticked and yelling things like, "These damn boobs are covering my potassium!"

7 comments:

Mme Benaut said...

I'd vote for potassium over boobs any day. M.B has a friend who keeps emailing him boobs doing the rhumba or something similar - does get a bit annoying after a while, particularly when the human brain can register an image in a microsecond.

dive said...

Hmmm …
Look around you, T.
Which one of your colleagues is the most likely to have been misusing the ICU computers in such a way that would attract a stupid porn-themed virus?
Perhaps you should have a sweepstakes to guess the culprit/s.

Maria said...

Yup. Sounds like someone is getting some I-have-had-too-much-holiday with my family crazies and just had to cut loose.

But why did you choose boobs? :)

Susan said...

*howls with laughter* Fabulous!

Sassy Sundry said...

That's hilarious.

A boobie outbreak at the hospital. I love it.

Sparrow said...

beautiful title, really.

Mme Benaut said...

Hi T, putting this here so I don't spoil your posts about Logyn.
You can email me at benno@optusnet.com.au
This is a shared email address with M.B. Hope that this is okay. Are you going to send me some more pics? Are you coming to Australia?
I'll be getting my own email address sometime soon as M.B bought me a new IMac for Xmas (I think that means he is getting the new one and I'm getting the old one) and he said he will set up my own blogger site. I don't really want to write as I find it hard enough to find the time to visit everyone but he wants to separate my "girly friends" (please!) from his photobloggers. Perhaps that is a good idea, I don't know, I guess I'll have to try it and see.
Anyway - looking forward to hearing from you soon.