Tuesday, October 2, 2007

A Meme for Youyou

It's meme time (not to be confused with Business Time, which is on Wednesday). This is courtesy of Maria.

Hi, my name is Terroni

But you can call me T

Never in my life have I tipped a cow.

When I am nervous I fake it. And apparently, I fake it pretty well. My fellow medical students seem to think I know what I'm doing. Truth is...I'm scared shitless almost all the time, thinking, I don't know what the hell I'm doing!

The last song I listened to was this. Over, and over, and over again. I love it.

If I were to get married right now, it would be to You've got to be fucking kidding me. Not if you put a gun to my head--I'd rather be shot.

My hair looks fabulous. I just got it cut on Friday. It's short and spikey and red. I look like a fucking rockstar.

When I was four it took me entirely too long to learn to ride a bike. My dad still brings it up (mentioned it two days ago) as evidence of my total lack of coordination.

Last Christmas kind of sucked. The whole holiday was delayed because my brother, The Chosen One, was on his honeymoon. All the years I had to work the holiday, the party carried on. But, apparently, the birth of Christ had to be put on hold while TCO had sex at a Jamaican Sandals. (Not that I'm bitter.)

I should be studying.

When I look down I see hands that need lotion.

The happiest recent event was seeing the look on Graci's face when she found the green Converse All Stars I bought her. (She had been talking about them for months but didn't want to spend the money.) She thinks I bought them for her, but it was really a gift for myself. I don't usually do the whole shopping therapy thing, but last week I was in the mood to spend a little money I don't have. I considered buying myself a pair of boots I've been eyeing but decided instead to get her the sneaks. It was a good decision. I have enjoyed watching her smile at her green feet much more than I would have enjoyed the boots.

And then there was...chatting with my roommate, Lolita, last night in the kitchen. We were like little old bitties squawking about everybody and everything (pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little, cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more). I almost laughed out loud at the two of us.

If I were a character in Friends, I'd Huh...now I'm not sure which would be worse--being married or being a character on Friends. Either way, I'd rather be shot.

By this time, next year, I'll be applying for residency, looking at the light at the end of the tunnel (which, in this case, is actually a train).

My current distress is this damn cat who keeps pooping on the carpet.

I have a hard time understanding why the fuck she can't use the litter box.

There's these girls Before I complete this thought, let's back up and conjugate our verb correctly...There are these girls who are getting on my nerves--Amber and Polly. Amber whines. I don't mean that she just complains. No, she actually whines. If it were up to me, she would have her talking privileges revoked until she could figure out how to use her vocal cords like an adult.

And Polly? Well, Polly says everything like it might be a question. Today, it was I'm headed to lunch? And then to check my mail? And then I'll be back?
I wanted to say, I'm going to strangle you?

If I won an award, the first person I would tell is you!

I want to buy nothing actually.

I plan on visiting my bed at a decent hour tonight.

If I could spend the night at any house, it would be my own. I was gone all weekend, and I'm quite happy to be back.

The world could do without toe jam.

The most recent thing I bought myself is new lip gloss. I'm always losing the stuff.

The most recent thing that someone else bought for me was a pair of brown shoes. Thanks, Mom. (That reminds me...I need to send her a note.)

My middle name is in between my first and last names (unless you're writing them alphabetically).

In the morning I usually wake up with a hearty, Fuck! I'm late! It's a great way to start the day.

Last night I was too tired to blog--sorry.

There is this guy I know who was propositioned for a threesome this weekend. If I have time, I'll tell the story later.

If I was an animal, I would be Last I checked, I was an animal.

A better name for me would be Hmm...I'll leave this up to you. Any suggestions?

Tomorrow, I am having cereal for breakfast. I've decided I need to include more fiber in my diet.

Tonight, I am going to finish my laundry, vacuum, do dishes, and study psych.
Jealous are you?

And you? What are you doing tonight? If you're not busy, you should check out Dive's and Vic's answers to this meme.


Ms. Avarice said...

So, I didn't learn to ride a bike without training wheels until i was ten. and even then, I fell so often the next three years that I just stopped riding entirely. So. In sum. I cannot ride a bicycle. Lucky you!

dive said...

T, you're a saint.
Giving up cool boots to buy a gift for a friend is wonderful, but green Converse All Stars? Woohoo! You are so cool!
I've only seen one colour better than that and those are Robyn's pink plaid All Stars.
Now those are worth maiming a friend for.

Sassy Sundry said...

So, like, I really liked your meme? It was great? And buying the shoes was fabulous?

Sorry. I couldn't help it. It annoys the shit out of me so much that I had to try it.

.j.william. said...

another shout out for buying chuck taylors for a friend. supercool.

ps--love the tone of your answers here.

Scout said...

Ha, I thought the same thing about the "There's these girls" lead in.

I didn't learn to ride a bike until I was six, and even now, I'm pretty uncoordinated.

CS said...

Great answers - right now I agree that I'd rather be shot than married again.

Terroni said...

Ms...thanks, I feel better now :)

Dive...I heard Chuck Taylors are your shoes of choice. The pink plaid wouldn't work for Graci, though, as she is allergic to pink.

Sassy...I knew somebody was going to try it :>

Terroni said...

j.w...thanks for the shout out

cs...I thought maybe I'd get shit from somebody about being "negative" It's nice to find a kindred spirit.

Robyn...I'm glad someone else noticed the little verb problem

Mme Benaut said...

Aha - Patti Griffin - Trapeze. I had never heard of her but I went to YouTube and listened to the song and the lyrics - can appreciate why you like this song little one. Flying high - that's you!

Maria said...

I'm very sorry to say that I never noticed the verb problem. I should probably be a bit more concerned about that...

I haven't had the back to visit for awhile so I scrolled down to this one and on my way noticed something about a threesome and didn't stop. I am SO glad, because now I have a story to look forward to and no delayed gratification, which is the fucking story of my life these days.

That, and trouble with verbs, commas and run on sentences....