Sunday, October 7, 2007

With breath that could scare you back onto the plane

I got up yesterday morning (and I'm using the term morning loosely here) and went into Lolita's room to find her in bed...with a woman! I said, "Oh my gosh, is that your wife?" And then I ran over and leaped, like a frog, on top of said wife. I'm not sure why this was my first instinct--to fly through the air and make a crash landing in between the happy snuggling married people. It got worse, though. Then, with my most horrendous I-haven't-brushed-my-teeth-in-eighteen-hours-and-
I-slept-with-my-mouth-open breath, I yelled, "Hello! What are you doing here?" This is how I welcome all surprise guests...I soar into romance for a whiff of fresh gingival bacteria.

So, Lolita is having an amazing weekend because her wife, who lives far, far away and hates, hates, hates to fly, hopped on a plane just to see her. And a fabulous time is being had by all (now that I've brushed my teeth).

9 comments:

Maria said...

Here's to the happy threesome...

And, it is sweet that you did that. You are kind of like a puppy.

Which we now have. Would you like him? Then, Lolita could know the joy of pouncing every single morning....

Rich said...

Sounds like a fun time despite the breath. Do you really sleep with your mouth open?

Terroni said...

Maria, I'll be happy to take him...as soon as he's house broken ;>

Rich, only when my nose is stuffed up.

Mme Benaut said...

Your honesty is ... BREATHtaking.

dive said...

Wow!
Can I be a guest in your house, T?
I've not been jumped on in the morning since about 1994.

Kate Isis said...

i jump on super dad everytime i catch him laying on the lounge with his blanky.

.j.william. said...

I highly encourage pouncing on house guests. That's what tiggers do best.

(though I usually spoon them)

Cheryl said...

Funny...I guess they were surprised, huh? You threw yourself on top? With morning breath? You must have been happy to see her.

Susanlee said...

I so want to come visit you now!! Promise to pounce on me?