Sunday, October 28, 2007

Half a meme

Stolen from Maria (who called the cops before we had time to swipe the rest of the questions) and completed with Graci, my partner in crime...

Name one person who made you laugh last night.
T~ That'd be Graci... When I asked, "Who's the coolest person you know?" (fully expecting her answer to be "You!") she said, "Jesus."

G~ That'd be Terroni... who then said, "Well shit, how do I compete with Jesus?"

What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
T~ Sleeping.

G~ Camping.

T feels the need to clarify~ That's what Graci calls it when she sleeps on the floor. Don't be fooled...she was indoors.

What were you doing thirty minutes ago?
T~ Watching TV.

G~ Studying antepartum hemorrhage.

(Graci just said, "They're gonna think I'm the biggest loser ever." I reassured her by saying, "Naw, you're best friends with Jesus. And he's the coolest.")

What happened to you in 2006?
T~ I left the Ex and started acting like an adult.

G~ I got an iPod.

What was the last thing that you said out loud?
T~ I read the above question.

G~ I said, "You just read the question."

How many beverages did you have today?
T~ Not that many. Really. I've got it under control. I could quit anytime I wanted to.

G~ I don't know how many...I might have a problem.

What was the last thing that you paid for?
T~ A cookie at Panera.

G~ One of those many beverages.

Where were you last night?
T~ At Graci's watching football with my roommate and a friend who speaks Swahili. (Tapeka means to vomit in Swahili--that'll come in handy if you're ever hung over in Tanzania.)

G~ Camping.

What's the weather like today?
T~ Beautiful...but a little chilly.

G~ Yeah, that sounds about right.

What excites you?
T~ Someone with mad skill and good hands.

G~ Camping...naked.

Do you want to cut your hair?
T~ I have an appointment on Tuesday.

G~ Yes, but I'm afraid. Last time, I said, "Just above the shoulders" and came out with just above the ear lobes. I moped out to the car, and then I cried, and now I'm afraid.

Are you over the age of 25?
T~ Yes.

G~ No.

Do you know anyone named Steven?
T~ He was my first real boyfriend.

G~ No. Well...except that kid in our class, but we're not really close.

Who is the first person on your received call list?
T~ G

G~ T

What does the last text message you received say?
T~ "Your Verizon wireless bill is ready to view online." (I get charged too much for texts, so I don't text.)

G~"Are you still awake?" It was from the girl who speaks Swahili. (But, it was in English.)

Where's the next place you are gonna go?
T~ I was just wondering that same thing, and why am I in this hand-basket?

G~ She's so weird. I can't follow that.

Are you currently depressed?
T~ I'm just ducky--quack, quack.

G~ I'm happy as a clam.

(And then she said, "At least I get a pearl." We are now revising the above statement. Graci is happy as an oyster.)

Did you cry today?
T~ No, but last weekend, I soaked Graci's shoulder...complete with snot. I cried about something I didn't even really realize I was sad about. It was long overdue.

G~ Twice--once about real life, and once about TV. (I cry easily.)

T~ We're kind of ending this on a sour note. We should say something fun now.

G~ Let's go camping. I can pitch a tent, and start a your pants.

T~ Careful. Dive is liable take you up on that.


Susanlee said...

You are naughty girls! *giggle*

Maria said...

Ah...THAT is the key. You have to do the meme with a friend. Much more interesting.

And I can't help it, I think that Jesus was more nerdy than cool. One of those guys who you look at in high school and think, "Yeah, me go out with you? That is NEVER going t happen." And then you meet them ten years later and they are doing things like changing water into wine and healing lepers and such and you think, "Man, oh man...did HE ever turn out to be one cool dude."

And his pictures show it. You see him as a teenager in the temple and he looks all geeky and shit and then later, he has this hot beard and kind eyes and you just know that he wouldn't let a bad ass like Satan near you.

Okay...I've changed my mind. He's cool.

Terroni said...

It was so much fun to do!

And I'm glad we've cleared that up, Maria. It's been decided--Jesus is cool.

.j.william. said...

too funny!

I can't help but think of the Buddy Christ from Dogma.

Mme Benaut said...

That was a fun read! Hee Hee. Jesus is definitely cool and i'm so glad that Graci is happy as an oyster as I love pearls. I spent ages looking at pearls in Tahiti!
"Antepartum Haemorrage" - Yuk! That can kill you, right?

Anonymous said...

You me and maria all seem to have had that unique steven experience.

What a great twist on the meme, well done girls

Anonymous said...

I agree with Maria, I liked reading the meme tag team style!

Thank God you two figured out the difference between an oyster and a clam, otherwise I would have to be worried if/when they let you start cutting on live humans.