Saturday, October 6, 2007

Title starts with T

Blame Dive.

1. Famous Singer/Band
: Tiffany (remember her?...she mostly performed in malls)

2. 4 letter word: Turd

3. Street: Tillary

4. Color: Teal

5. Gifts/Presents: Tea cosy

6. Vehicle: Toyota Tundra (2 points)

7. Things in a Souvenir Shop: Tourists

8. Boy Name: Theodore

9. Girl Name: Twila

10. Movie Title: Tootsie

11. Drink: Tab (do they still make that?)

12. Occupation: Tax man

13. Celebrity: Tina Turner (2 points)

14. Magazine: Teen People (that's right...they have a dumbed-down version of People)

15. U.S. City: Tuscaloosa

16. Pro Sports Teams: Tennessee Titans (2 points--both of which belong to Graci, who came up with this and, when I double-checked, said, You doubted me, and made me doubt myself. Number 16 was a dark moment in our friendship.)

17. Number 17 is missing in action.

18. Reason for Being Late for Work: Transvestites totaled the Toyota Tundra. (a lot of points)

19. Something You Throw Away: Treadless tires (2 points--unless your a hilljack, in which case you stack them in your yard)

20. Things You Shout: Throw out your dead! (67 points for an awesome Monty Python reference.)

21. Cartoon Character: Tweety Bird

22. Author: Thoreau

22. Book Title: Their Eyes Were Watching God

23. Composer: Tchaikovsky

24. River: Thames

25. Country: Tanzania

26. Vegetable: Turnip

27. Fruit: Tomato

28. Flower: Tuberose

29 Body part: Thalamus

30 Rude body part: Titties

31. Disease: Trichomoniasis (wear your condoms, kids)

32. Bodily function: Thermoregulation (shut up, I know it's a lame answer)

33. Expletive: Twat!


Maria said...

And all this time, I thought you were the original Tiffany. ("I think we're alone now....")

Shame on you for doubting Graci. But, hey...who the fuck are the Tennessee Titans?

"Throw out your dead." Possibly the funniest line in movie history.

Mme Benaut said...

"Thermoregulation" ... commonly known for being absent during menopause. Where's my fan!

dive said...

Now I have the giggles again.
And thanks for pointing out the absence of number 17. I have no idea where that one went.
Hey ho.

And I'll risk a slap by pointing out it was "Bring out your dead."

dive said...

And "Bring out your dead" wasn't a Python line; it was what the carters originally shouted during the Black Death. They wouldn't go in to infected houses so the people had to carry their stiffs out and dump 'em on the cart.

Terroni said...

You're right, Dive, it was, "Bring out your dead."

But, it is a line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail...

CART MASTER: Bring out your dead!
CUSTOMER: Here's one.
CART MASTER: Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
CART MASTER: He isn't.
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon...

As Graci would say, "You doubted me, and worse, you made me doubt myself."