Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Drunken bowling

Teresa ~ Guys, wanna go drunken bowling tomorrow after the exam?

Polo (so named because of the ever-present emblem on his shirt)~ Hey Teresa, the trailer park just called. They want their white trash back.

Teresa ~ Is that a no?

Terroni ~ Fuck Polo. I'll come bowling.

So...I'm off to finish studying the 846 things that may, at any moment, go wrong with my girl parts (it's the Ob/Gyn exam); and then I'm going to get my white trash groove on.


Maria said...

We bowl occasionally. It is imperative that you select the right bowling name, however.

Bing is Babs.
I am Stella.
Liv is Small Fry.

And you have to swish with that ball, show some 'tude.

Otherwise, you are just another Laverne and Shirley wannabe.

dive said...

Hoorah for trailer trash!

Are there really only 846 things that can go wrong with girl' parts?
That's pretty good quality control … a whole lot better than my car.

Mme Benaut said...

Oh Dive really is nearly as funny as you are T with your 846 parts. I'm assuming this is a number plucked from thin air and that the real number is more like 84 + 6 = 90 or some such thing.
Good luck with the exam and good luck sending those big black balls down the lane. (And don't forget to stay out of the gutter).

Vic said...

Make sure you wear something shiny - you know you're white trash if your favourite colour is SHINY.

Good luck with your exam, mate. Enjoy your celebration after!

I'm off to list the 846 things that can go right with girl parts.

devil's advocate said...

Hmm I once did a commercial for AIDS where we went bowling and were knocking down all kinds of human trash.