When you find yourself with a Philistine
If you're standing in front of this, and your boyfriend pulls your arm and says, "Come on...you've been here long enough," dump him.
If you accidentally married him, file for divorce.
If, in a moment of weakness, you had a kid with the guy, sue for full custody. Explain to the judge what happened today at the Met...she'll give you the child.
And quit shopping on eharmony.
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Some times (actually most times) I am so ashamed to be male. I think I'll break out and start my own gender.
hahaha... I'm laughing A) at your post and B) at dive's comment!
Dive, I would have a drink with your gender.
The self portrait is better. Liv's pediatrician looks exactly like the guy. Weird.
Some say "Go" but I think it is "Goff". How do you say it?
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