Wrinkle free until security

I'm heading south tomorrow to spend a few days in the sun. I just got done packing. A college friend, Heather, once showed me how to pack clothes so that they don't wrinkle (layering and rolling them). I ironed and packed everything and then realized that none of it is going to look like that when they get done searching it. I thought about leaving something in my bag for security, like a treat with a little note attached saying, "Please carefully layer and roll all clothing as you found it. I am trying to avoid wrinkles." I decided against it, though. I heard that bribing the TSA can land you in Camp X-ray, and that's a bit more sun than I had in mind for this trip.